Posts Tagged ‘wife’
Miley Cyrus tells the world to back off, because everybody makes mistakes. We think she’s talking about you, Billy Ray… (Starpulse)
Gary Coleman’s wife might not have had the authority to pull the plug on him. Uh-oh… (PopEater)
When celebrity bras go bad. Pay attention, people; this information could save your life some day. (Wonderwall)
Cameron Diaz says [...]
Tom and Katie did a little musical number together during some benefit a couple of days ago. The number consists of Katie singing “Whatever Lola Wants” from Damn Yankees while Tom acts like he’s mildly sedated. The subtext of this whole thing: Look guys, that’s my hot wife, and I have sex [...]
Bones actor David Boreanaz admits he’s been cheating on his wife, because infidelity is so the hot thing right now. (PopEater)
Jessica Simpson declares that she wants to be Michelle Obama, because what America needs is a First Lady who doesn’t brush her teeth, can’t tell the difference between chicken and tuna, and would probably try [...]
Michael C. Hall’s wife Jennifer Carpenter – who I’m still convinced is actually a tall, lanky 14-year-old boy – says her husband is completely recovered from cancer. So you know what that means: Hall can go to awards shows without his cancer hat. Maybe he’ll keep wearing it out of nostalgia. [...]
Alleged Jesse James mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee wants to meet with James’ wife Sandra Bullock, because apparently she’s curious about what tattoo removal feels like when it’s done with a rusty screwdriver. (Huffington Post)
Sharon Stone says she wants to be more like her kids. Don’t worry, honey; in another ten years you’ll be drooling uncontrollably [...]
Larry King is divorcing his seventh wife, Shawn Southwick, after 13 years of Viagrafied bliss. That’s not really that shocking, but what is somewhat stunning is why Larry and Shawn’s marriage fell apart. It wasn’t because Larry’s dick finally became too fossilized to work properly – it was because he was fucking around [...]
A newly mustachioed Charlie Sheen says he’s not cheating on his wife. He just happens to look like somebody with a drawer full of massage oils who buys roofies in bulk. (PopEater)
The Jonas Brothers perform on a rooftop. One strong wind, and the celibacy rate for America’s youth drops by 30 percent. (Wonderwall)
Rufus Wainright claims [...]
Finished up with her New Year’s/birthday getaway, Elin Nordegren has reportedly made the long overseas flight back to the States to be with her children.
The wife of golf great Tiger Woods spent the past week with her twin sister and a group of friends in the ski resort town of Chamonix, France.
Wow. We sure didn’t see this coming.
In a statement posted on his website just a short time ago, Tiger Woods has stated that he will be taking an “indefinite break from professional golf” to focus on his family:
I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, [...]
Gwyneth Paltrow is putting her quest to become the next Martha Stewart on hold long enough to portray the wife of post-op transsexual Nicole Kidman in Tomas Alfredson’s The Danish Girl.
Yes, Nicole Kidman as a tranny (typecasting if I ever saw it) and Gwyneth Paltrow as his/her wife. Charlize Theron was originally going to [...]