Posts Tagged ‘today’
What does Vladimir Putin think he proves by stunts like the one today where he shot a crossbow at a whale from a rubber dinghy? This guy must have a really small penis. Or maybe he thinks an American TV network will notice his antics and give him his own Survivorman-type show. [...]
Flylashes from Jessica Harrison on Vimeo.
One morning this artist Jessica Harrison woke up and thought to herself, “I know what I’ll do today. I’ll get some flies, then I’ll tear their legs off and glue them around someone’s eyes.” Where’s PETA on this?
Wondering when Taylor Swift will be gracing the world with new music? Today’s your lucky day. (Idolator)
Lindsay Lohan will probably only serve two weeks in jail. Enjoy the peace while it lasts. (Hollywood Life)
Mel Gibson was allegedly planning a murder-suicide plot involving his ex-girlfriend and her son. (Huffington Post)
Paris Hilton is angry that she was [...]
Lindsay Lohan got busted for DUI twice…and all she had to do to stay out of jail was show up for some alcohol education classes. But that was too much for her to manage, so today, judge Martha Revel gave her 90 days in the clink, and 90 days in an inpatient rehab program after [...]
The people at BP are still having trouble grasping that whole public relations thing, as demonstrated today by chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg. The comment that has everyone up in arms against this Swedish meatball came during a big press conference intended to calm down public anger about the oil spill and the horrific environmental and [...]
Megan Fox has been canned from Transformers 3, making Michael Bay the only man in the world who doesn’t want her. (PopEater)
A collection of the most valuable voices in Hollywood. Chris Klein strangely absent. (Wonderwall)
Yesterday’s Miley Cyrus lap-dance scandal has been replaced by today’s Miley Cyrus breast-grab scandal. Three cheers for progress! (Hollywood Life)
Susan Boyle [...]
Sean Penn kicked a photographer last fall and broke his camera, and today pleaded no contest over the incident – netting himself three years probation, 300 hours of community service and a trip to anger-management. That sounds like a lot for just trying to squash a leech, but, I guess Penn’s history worked against [...]
After breaking up with convicted con man Raffaello Folliere, Anne Hathaway runs into the arms of another thief. She’ s just gonna start trolling the local cell block for dates next, isn’t she? (PopEater)
In an effort to make you feel completely inadequate, we’d like to inform you that many of today’s beautiful stars were also [...]
If you’re like me – poor as dirt – you probably pay no attention to the stock market. Unless something goes terribly wrong like it did today when the Dow plunged 1,000 points after someone apparently typed “billion” instead of “million” while trying to trade Proctor & Gamble stock, touching off the usual Wall [...]
Gary Busey wants you to meet his baby son Luke, before he gnaws through his skull because of the secret radio transmissions emanating from his brain. (Huffington Post)
Chaz Bono officially became a man today. Bet he got some sweet bar mitzvah presents! (PopEater)
Kevin Jonas shakes his rump with a box attached to it for charity [...]