French culture minister Frederic Mitterrand was so jacked-up by being inches from the magnificence that is Marion Cotillard that, when he went to pin her Order of Arts and Letters medal on her, he accidentally stuck her in the boob.  Rather than go completely deranged as you might expect from such a nutbag, Cotillard handled the situation with grace and calm.  She’s pretty poised I guess, but I’m sure that, inside, she was seething with rage.  At the same event, Tim Burton irked some Americans by suggesting his native people don’t get the poetry in his movies the same way the French do.  Yeah Tim, there’s a shitload of poetry in Batman Returns – us idiot Yanks just didn’t pick it up.  Why don’t you shut your fat mouth, and concentrate on dressing your kids like circus freaks? Watch through to the end of the video to see Helena Bonham Carter wandering around like a bewildered cat lady. Okay, she always looks like that.

Teaming up for a sisterly night on the town, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen turned up for a tribute to Tim Burton at The Museum of Modern Art in New York City on Tuesday night (November 17).

The former “Full House” stars both brought their unique styles, sticking side-by-side as they mingled with a guest list including, Johnny Depp, Brooke Shields and Ashley Greene, among many others.