Posts Tagged ‘thing’
Last night’s Oscars is being universally panned as a boring affair plagued with lame humor, predictable winners, paint-by-numbers production and an overall atmosphere of same-old-same-old. I would have to concur with this assessment. The entire experience of the Oscars was only made bearable by the hilarious folks who joined me for my live blog – [...]
For those unfamiliar with military jargon, a corpsman is a medic…and the word is never pronounced “corpseman” unless you’re Barack Obama and they neglected to spell it phonetically for you on your teleprompter. This is the kind of thing that would’ve gotten George Bush hammered, but of course, he is white, so it’s safe to [...]
Before last night’s Grammys I was merely annoyed by Taylor Swift, but now I flat out hate her guts. First of all, the hype around this no-talent is so out-of-proportion with reality that it’s just absurd. Okay, so she writes her own songs and strums her little guitar…but has anyone else noticed that the songs [...]
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have donated $1 million to help out in Haiti, I heard this morning while listening to NPR. Good work Brad and Angie…and better work Brad and Angie’s publicists, who made sure news outlets like NPR were alerted to their generosity. The only thing that feels better than helping those in [...]
Just ‘cuz Baby Biebs has a swagga coach doesn’t mean he doesn’t know a thing or two about keeping it real.
Prime example is this new MTV video from tomorrow’s new episode of Silent Library, in which “I Love College” rapper Asher Roth dares him to drink a seriously intense-looking concoction: wonton soup, an egg roll, [...]
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, we all have to agree on one thing… Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are masters in the art of painstakingly staged photo opportunities. From their multiple weddings, to Heidis “live” performance at the Miss USA pagaent, to their utterly ridiculous fight with Al Roker, their meticulously photographed adventures definitely kept [...]
The great half-white hope gave his speech about Afghanistan last night. I missed it cause I was too busy nodding off to some NatGeo thing about what would happen if all the people in the world disappeared (basically, the whole earth turns into Detroit). Evidently, I wasn’t the only one who elected to take a [...]
As if we didn’t have enough to worry about with the economy and the 2012 thing and Sarah Palin and her minions preparing a military coup, now the Norwegians have added more shit to our oatmeal by discovering a mutant strain of swine flu in two people who died. Okay Norwegians, here’s how it is: [...]
Offering further proof that there is no such thing as a comic book too lame for Hollywood to adapt into a movie, mega-producer Joel Silver is looking to live-actionize Sgt. Rock.
Actually, Silver has been looking to get a piece of Sgt. Rock for awhile, but was hesitant to gamble on a WWII-era period film in [...]