Posts Tagged ‘Pope’
Hutton Gibson is Mel’s 91-year-old father, and he is just as crazy as his son, maybe crazier. The center of Hutton’s nutbag universe is his belief that the Catholic church has gone off the rails – and Hutton is not shy about sharing this belief, as he demonstrated when he called into a crazy right-wing [...]
Signals coming out of the Vatican indicate that Pope Beingadick is mulling the possibility of issuing a public apology for all the child-rape that has been perpetrated by his priests. Of course, Beingadick will certainly not apologize for his own role in the cover-up of the abuse, because to do so would contradict that [...]
Pope Beingadick, sick pervert-defender, is taking it in every possible hole right now. Christopher Hitchens suggests the former Cardinal Ratfinker should be arrested if he ever touches down in New York. Maureen Dowd thinks the pope should be canned and replaced with a nun-pope, to be dubbed “the nope.” Long-time pope-hater Sinead O’Conner has called [...]
A crazy woman jumped a barrier during Pope’s Christmas mass and pulled Pope down to the ground. Pope was unharmed but some cardinal broke his femur. The attacker, Susanna Maiolo, also reportedly tried to get Pope last year at Christmas. Holy shit, Pope has a stalker! He needs to take out a restraining order on [...]