Posts Tagged ‘Obama’
Iranian supreme leader Ayatollah Ofrocknrolla has reiterated President Mahmood Ahmadinejad’s promise to unleash some kind of badness on the Western powers on February 11th, the anniversary of the Islamic revolution. “The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace, will punch the arrogance [of the West powers] on the 22nd of Bahman [February 11] [...]
For those unfamiliar with military jargon, a corpsman is a medic…and the word is never pronounced “corpseman” unless you’re Barack Obama and they neglected to spell it phonetically for you on your teleprompter. This is the kind of thing that would’ve gotten George Bush hammered, but of course, he is white, so it’s safe to [...]
The right has a new hero, and his name is Scott Brown. He’s a hero because he vanquished Martha Coakley to win Ted Kennedy’s old Senate seat in Massachusetts, and because he willingly sucks up to the teabaggers by saying he will shoot down health care reform. But mostly he’s a hero because he appears [...]
Oh, the perils and pitfalls of planning a magazine months in advance.
Behold the new cover of the January 2010 Golf Digest, which depicts links legend Tiger Woods—who’s currently in the news because of his apparently unquenchable thirst for sleeping around on his hot Swedish model wife—hovering saucily over President Barack Obama in an obviously Photoshopped [...]
The great half-white hope gave his speech about Afghanistan last night. I missed it cause I was too busy nodding off to some NatGeo thing about what would happen if all the people in the world disappeared (basically, the whole earth turns into Detroit). Evidently, I wasn’t the only one who elected to take a [...]