Posts Tagged ‘Obama’
This isn’t going to do much to dispel people’s fears that Obama isn’t taking things seriously enough. Although, at this point, he probably figures it doesn’t make any difference. No matter what he does, Matt Drudge and Glenn Beck will accuse him of shirking his duties. He could be busting it every day of the [...]
The people at BP are still having trouble grasping that whole public relations thing, as demonstrated today by chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg. The comment that has everyone up in arms against this Swedish meatball came during a big press conference intended to calm down public anger about the oil spill and the horrific environmental and [...]
Kristen Stewart has been caught wearing hair extensions, and not for a movie role. Will we ever be able to believe in anything, ever again? (Hollywood Life)
Barack Obama honors Paul McCartney for his many accomplishments, such as managing to tolerate Heather Mills as long as he did. (PopEater)
Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani throw their son [...]
The euro zone countries have pushed through a huge debt aid package to help loser countries like Greece before they slip completely into anarchy. I’m not even going to pretend to understand most of this…the only part I really have a grasp of is, the Germans didn’t want to sign off, then Barack Obama [...]
Joe Biden may have been drunk during the health care bill signing ceremony, or maybe it’s just senility setting in. Whatever the case, Joe forgot himself during his introduction of Barack Obama, and turned to Obama to say, “This is a big fucking deal”…with an open mic a couple feet away. Cue the assholes pretending [...]
Lindsay Lohan has moved on from being banned from nightclubs, and is now being banned from entire countries. Who says she’s not making progress? (Huffington Post)
Sandra Bullock found out about her husband’s alleged affair the same way we all did: Through the media. See, celebrities are just like us! (PopEater)
Fox News apparently consulted Kanye West [...]
Iranian supreme leader Ayatollah Ofrocknrolla has reiterated President Mahmood Ahmadinejad’s promise to unleash some kind of badness on the Western powers on February 11th, the anniversary of the Islamic revolution. “The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace, will punch the arrogance [of the West powers] on the 22nd of Bahman [February 11] [...]
For those unfamiliar with military jargon, a corpsman is a medic…and the word is never pronounced “corpseman” unless you’re Barack Obama and they neglected to spell it phonetically for you on your teleprompter. This is the kind of thing that would’ve gotten George Bush hammered, but of course, he is white, so it’s safe to [...]
The right has a new hero, and his name is Scott Brown. He’s a hero because he vanquished Martha Coakley to win Ted Kennedy’s old Senate seat in Massachusetts, and because he willingly sucks up to the teabaggers by saying he will shoot down health care reform. But mostly he’s a hero because he appears [...]
Oh, the perils and pitfalls of planning a magazine months in advance.
Behold the new cover of the January 2010 Golf Digest, which depicts links legend Tiger Woods—who’s currently in the news because of his apparently unquenchable thirst for sleeping around on his hot Swedish model wife—hovering saucily over President Barack Obama in an obviously Photoshopped [...]