Gossip Tempo

What happened between Elisabeth Moss – Peggy Olson on Mad Men for those who don’t know – and SNLer Fred Armisen? The two got married 10 months ago after meeting on the SNL set when Moss was there to appear in a Mad Men sketch alongside host Jon Hamm, and now…they are already over. [...]

Mel Gibson is back together with his ex-wife Robyn, and the two are moving to Mel’s ranch in Australia.  This isn’t just an idle rumor either:  Mel has reportedly already sold his New York home and has put his Malibu place on the market.  And if you think it’s kind of weird that Robyn suddenly [...]

So, the Gossip Girl crew is back in New York, but Blake Lively’s wardrobe seems to have gotten lost in translation and may be stuck in the tropics, or dance class, or dance class in the tropics. We’re not saying there’s anything wrong with it. It’s cool, fun, breezy and resort-y, very resort-y.
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Christina Aguilera admits to suffering from depression. On the plus side, she just got more publicity for her new album Bionic. That should cheer her up. (Starpulse)
The New York Mets apologize to Jerry Seinfeld after Lady GaGa flips off the camera. Don’t worry, the story explains it all. (PopEater)
Diddy says he’s not the marrying kind. [...]

Pope Beingadick, sick pervert-defender, is taking it in every possible hole right now.  Christopher Hitchens suggests the former Cardinal Ratfinker should be arrested if he ever touches down in New York.  Maureen Dowd thinks the pope should be canned and replaced with a nun-pope, to be dubbed “the nope.”  Long-time pope-hater Sinead O’Conner has called [...]

As expected, the Teabaggers are out in force, in response to today’s House vote on health care reform. Lovely examples of civilized Teabagger behavior are flowing in:

Missouri Representative Emanuel Cleaver was spit on.
New York Rep. Louse Slaughter’s office had a brick thrown through the window.
Protesters shouted “faggot” at Barney Frank in lispy voices.
Georgia Rep. [...]

A New York woman has admitted to strangling her own 18-year-old daughter because the girl wouldn’t respect her.  “[She] pushed my last button,” 37-year-old Stacey Pagli explained.  Stacey reportedly tried to kill herself after strangling daughter Marissa, saying they had become “too much baggage” for her husband John, a maintenance supervisor at Manhattanville College, the [...]

He’s serving a year’s sentence at Riker’s Island prison in New York, but that’s not stopping Lil Wayne from getting into trouble elsewhere.
Yesterday an Arizona judge issued a bench warrant for the “Mrs. Officer” rapper after he failed to appear in court to answer for drug and weapons charges. However, Wayne was obviously unable to [...]

L.A./New York socialite, Casey Johnson, recently engaged to reality TV and Internet phenom, Tila Tequila, was found dead in her Los Angeles home this morning. No cause of death was reported.
Shaken by the news of her fiance’s death, Tila Tequilla tweeted:
Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for [...]

Here’s the first picture of Kevin Jonas and his new bride Danielle Deleasa from their December 19 nuptials!
The oldest Jonas Brothers, who wore a purity ring until his wedding, wed in a large ceremony at the Oheka Castle in Huntington, New York, surrounded by over 400 friends and family.
People has the adorable snapshot of the [...]