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Last night’s Oscars is being universally panned as a boring affair plagued with lame humor, predictable winners, paint-by-numbers production and an overall atmosphere of same-old-same-old. I would have to concur with this assessment. The entire experience of the Oscars was only made bearable by the hilarious folks who joined me for my live blog – [...]
The Oscars are tomorrow night…but you already knew that, because you’re not living in a cave with a bunch of Truthers. Suspense is running low for this year’s ceremony when it comes to the acting categories – except maybe best actress, where there have been tiny rumblings of an upset. So far, Sandy Bullock has [...]
Sarah Palin finally found something she does almost well – stand-up comedy. Maybe if she got some better joke writers than Jay Leno’s, she could actually pursue this. I think we should all encourage Sarah on this potential new career path. Anything that distracts her from her dream of making America into a gay-free Fascist [...]
Been awhile since we heard anything from Naomi Campbell, the model with the rage issues, who was once sentenced to community service time for assaulting a maid with a phone. One would’ve hoped that Naomi had put all those anger management problems behind her and become a calm, productive, non-help-abusing member of society – no [...]
As Roy Horn, Steve Irwin and the friend of that old lady with the chimp found out the hard way, fucking around with semi-trained wild animals is like messing with nitroglycerin: sure, you might escape death for awhile, but eventually, you are going to get your ass blowed up. These incidents evidently did not serve [...]
Sarah isn’t the only shameless fame-whore in the Palin family: now daughter Bristol – who is NOT RETARDED – is going down the fame-whore road herself, by starring in an episode of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Bristol will really be stretching her acting muscles on this one too, by playing a teen [...]
Dick Cheney, aka the Man Who Wants to Destroy the World Because His Penis is So Small, has been hospitalized again with chest pains. Don’t worry though: I just talked to God, and He reassured me that He is not ready to take Dick yet. God likes to zing Dick in the heart every couple [...]
Alexander Haig is worm food. Dude had a long, distinguished career in military and public service but what is he known for? “I’m in control here.” That’s what your life boils down to after decades of accomplishment: that one time you went on TV after the president got shot and said the wrong thing and [...]
How did it come to this for Sarah Palin and the retard community? I thought Sarah was a hero to retards by virtue of her having a retarded son. I thought Sarah was sticking up for retards when she called out Rahm Emanuel for using the term “fucking retarded” in a closed meeting. Maybe it [...]
Ali Lohan knows how to get her mug on the internet: by changing it to look like Morticia Addams. Her hair is fried. Her face is fried. Her soul is fried. The Lohans eat their young.