Posts Tagged ‘morning’

If you’re like most of us, you probably woke up this morning thinking, “Boy, I sure hope that some pictures of Nadya ‘Octo-mom’ Suleman modeling bikinis show up somewhere on the Internet today.”
Well guess what? Sometimes God is listening! Behold, our magical photo gallery of the publicity-addicted über-breeder hanging out on some very lucky beach, [...]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have donated $1 million to help out in Haiti, I heard this morning while listening to NPR. Good work Brad and Angie…and better work Brad and Angie’s publicists, who made sure news outlets like NPR were alerted to their generosity. The only thing that feels better than helping those in [...]

Getting an early start to the day, Miley Cyrus was spotted making her rounds in Beverly Hills, California on Saturday (January 9).
The Disney darling was looking ever so stylish as she picked up her morning coffee before heading to Beverly Hills for a hair appointment.

L.A./New York socialite, Casey Johnson, recently engaged to reality TV and Internet phenom, Tila Tequila, was found dead in her Los Angeles home this morning. No cause of death was reported.
Shaken by the news of her fiance’s death, Tila Tequilla tweeted:
Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for [...]

Passing away at such a young age, Casey Johnson was found dead in Los Angeles on Monday morning (January 4).
According to TMZ reports, Miss Johnson, who is the heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, died of still undetermined causes at her residence.

Enjoying the south of the border sunshine, Molly Sims stepped out in a cute bikini in Los Cabos, Mexico on Friday morning (January 1).
The sexy supermodel was joined by her pet pooch as she strolled over to a poolside recliner to get a little sun on the last day of her holiday getaway.

America’s very own Jean-Paul Marat, Rush Limbaugh, was rushed to a Honolulu hospital early Thursday morning after experiencing chest pains at his vacation hotel. He didn’t die, as most responsible people wish he would; at this point he is said to be resting comfortably, which means he’s hopped up on something. Some brave nurse could [...]

A wacky Nigerian terrorist detonated a device onboard a Northwest flight as it was coming into Detroit shortly before noon on Christmas Day (most of us were too busy stuffing our faces, boozing and sleeping to find out about this until this morning). Fortunately for the other 288 people aboard, the dumb bastard’s bomb didn’t [...]

Taking a much-deserved family vacation, Sarah Palin and family enjoyed a morning at the beach in Hawaii on Wednesday (December 16).
The former governor of Alaska sported an Army t-shirt with shorts while chatting on her cell phone as she watched her hubby Todd Palin and little Trig play in the water.

Yeah I’m going to wake up at 3 in the morning to watch some space shit burn up in the atmosphere. Unless there’s a chance of some of that making it to the ground and setting random forest animals on fire, I’ll be tucked into my bed, neck uncricked, ass unfrozen, mind uninspired by the [...]
