Gossip Tempo

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan’s honeymoon plans might be ruined, and it’s all the fault of the Brazilian drug trade.
Summit Entertainment is considering rearranging its production schedule for the two-part Twilight sequel Breaking Dawn, after a drug gang held 35 people hostage at the InterContinental Hotel in Rio de Janeiro on Saturday, killing one person.
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Robert Pattinson can’t wait for his co-star Kristen Stewart to experience the miseries of vampirism in Breaking Dawn. (Hollywood Life)
Spencer Pratt says he’s homeless. Apparently, the grim economic times have even affected the seemingly recession-proof jerkwad industry. (PopEater)
Has Lindsay Lohan been doctor-shopping? Would anything about this girl surprise you at this point? (Wonderwall)
Hugh Hefner talks [...]

Heidi Montag showed visible signs of pleasure as she filed separation papers against her husband Spencer Pratt. Hey, wouldn’t we all? (Starpulse)
Apparently there’s a backlash against Christina Aguilera, presumably from people who wish she was still doing that Mickey Mouse Club thing. (PopEater)
It’s Kristen Stewart versus Gwyneth Paltrow in the Battle of the Ponytails. Two [...]

Kristen Stewart has been caught wearing hair extensions, and not for a movie role. Will we ever be able to believe in anything, ever again? (Hollywood Life)
Barack Obama honors Paul McCartney for his many accomplishments, such as managing to tolerate Heather Mills as long as he did. (PopEater)
Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani throw their son [...]

Kristen Stewart tells Vogue, “I could be happy in a paper bag.” Please, no “Put it over your head” jokes; that would just be wrong. (Hollywood Life)
Jesse James breaks down in tears over the collapse of his marriage. If only there was some way he could have avoided all of this… (PopEater)
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You mean Lindsay Lohan’s good name might not be worth $100 million? Excuse us while we pace around the room with our hands on our hips and wonder if anything means anything anymore. (PopEater)
Mel Gibson’s alleged porn mistress is blabbing to the media. *Sigh*; you just can’t find loyal alleged porn mistresses anymore. (Wonderwall)
Claudia Schiffer’s [...]

Dental experts warn that Jessica Simpson’s lackadaisical brushing habits will lead to trouble down the road. Perhaps Jessica could avoid this future calamity by never opening her mouth again. (Wonderwall)
A bunch of kids reenact The Hills, which we’re assuming is considered child abuse in at least 37 states. (PopEater)
Steve Carell says he’s quitting The Office. [...]

Fresh out of adultery rehab, Jesse James admits, “I blew it.” Please, no “that’s what she said” jokes; this is serious business, people. (PopEater)
Daniel Radcliffe has made $64.5 million since assuming the role of Harry Potter. But we’re sure that the hot cocoa sampler box that you got for your Christmas bonus last year was [...]

Robert Pattinson will turn 24 in the company of Kristen Stewart and Oprah Winfrey. No, not like that. We think. (Hollywood Life)
Feeling a little down about the size of your paycheck? This list of C-List celebrities who earn more in a year than you ever will should cheer you right up! (LearnVest)
Zoe Kravitz talks about [...]

Robert Pattinson says he’d “rather not say” if he and Kristen Stewart are dating. Which obviously means they already have three kids, a dog and a house in the country. (Wonderwall)
Heidi Montag made $10,000 for her most recent bikini pics. That’s, like, five bucks per each fake body part. (PopEater)
Lady GaGa encourages her fans to [...]