Posts Tagged ‘Heidi Montag’
What does Vladimir Putin think he proves by stunts like the one today where he shot a crossbow at a whale from a rubber dinghy? This guy must have a really small penis. Or maybe he thinks an American TV network will notice his antics and give him his own Survivorman-type show. [...]
This year’s Emmys will be extra-special thanks to Kate Gosselin’s divine presence. (PopEater)
Heidi Montag trashes Spencer Pratt in her new song. How could she?!? (Hollywood Life)
Jennifer Aniston is granted a restraining order. No, not against Angelina Jolie. (Huffington Post)
Portia de Rossi is taking Ellen DeGeneres’ last name. (Dlisted)
Jennifer Lopez crushes the competition in the Battle [...]
Joan Rivers offers to pay for Lindsay Lohan’s rehab. We hope that doesn’t cut into her plastic surgery budget. (PopEater)
So The Hills turned out to be as fake as Heidi Montag’s new face. Are you shocked and outraged? Yeah, us neither. (Hollywood Life)
Finally, Jersey Shore’s The Situation speaks out on the Gulf oil spill. Maybe [...]
Heidi Montag showed visible signs of pleasure as she filed separation papers against her husband Spencer Pratt. Hey, wouldn’t we all? (Starpulse)
Apparently there’s a backlash against Christina Aguilera, presumably from people who wish she was still doing that Mickey Mouse Club thing. (PopEater)
It’s Kristen Stewart versus Gwyneth Paltrow in the Battle of the Ponytails. Two [...]
Heidi Montag declares that she’s going to concentrate on herself for a while. Because up until now she’s been consumed by her selfless devotion to others. (Parade)
Fred Phelps’ church releases a spoof of Lady GaGa’s “Telephone” video. Way to put the “fun” in “fundamentalism,” guys! (PopEater)
Why it’s not okay for Miley Cyrus to grope herself [...]
Heidi Montag auditions for Transformers 3 by shooting a bunch of paper targets. Even the NRA is horrified that someone allowed her to handle a gun. (Facebook)
Many fans will abandon American Idol when Simon Cowell leaves, will entertain themselves with the next best thing: Shoving hot knitting needles into their eyeballs. (PopEater)
An in-depth examination of [...]
Robert Pattinson says he’d “rather not say” if he and Kristen Stewart are dating. Which obviously means they already have three kids, a dog and a house in the country. (Wonderwall)
Heidi Montag made $10,000 for her most recent bikini pics. That’s, like, five bucks per each fake body part. (PopEater)
Lady GaGa encourages her fans to [...]
Miley Cyrus says that after her next album she’ll be laying off the music-making for a while, presumably so she’ll have more time to think of bold and innovative new ways to give Disney execs heart attacks with her age-inappropriate behavior. (Idolator)
And now, the 10 Best Drunk Scenes in Cinematic History, and we’re shocked that [...]
Why am I blogging about Heidi Montag, a wretched famewhore I have spent most of my life ignoring? It’s not because of her recent plastic surgeries nor the self-justification tour she’s been on since emerging from the bandages. Who gives a fuck if some asshat pays some Bentley-driving piece of trash to cut her face [...]
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, we all have to agree on one thing… Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are masters in the art of painstakingly staged photo opportunities. From their multiple weddings, to Heidis “live” performance at the Miss USA pagaent, to their utterly ridiculous fight with Al Roker, their meticulously photographed adventures definitely kept [...]