Posts Tagged ‘heart’

Now that Miley Cyrus has broken up with her most recent beau Liam Hemsworth, America’s teen queen is back on the market.
Who should be the next lucky guy to win the heart of the Hannah Montana star? Check out our suggestions in the photo gallery. Think you have a better choice for Miley’s next boyfriend? [...]

Paris Hilton did some serious retail therapy this week when she spent $23,000 in a single shopping spree.
Paris was perhaps nursing the wounds of her broken heart by going out and getting a brand new wardrobe. Paris was spotted at a clothing store in LA spending well over $23,000.
What did Paris buy? We have no [...]

Jenny McCarthy claims that Steven Seagal ordered her to strip at an audition, because apparently he’s never heard of newsstands, video stores or the Internet. (PopEater)
Feeling violated on Tax Day? Take heart, a lot of celebrities can sympathize with you. From atop their mountainous piles of money. (Wonderwall)
Speaking of cash woes, Lady GaGa may be [...]

Miley Cyrus says that after her next album she’ll be laying off the music-making for a while, presumably so she’ll have more time to think of bold and innovative new ways to give Disney execs heart attacks with her age-inappropriate behavior. (Idolator)
And now, the 10 Best Drunk Scenes in Cinematic History, and we’re shocked that [...]

Dick Cheney, aka the Man Who Wants to Destroy the World Because His Penis is So Small, has been hospitalized again with chest pains. Don’t worry though: I just talked to God, and He reassured me that He is not ready to take Dick yet. God likes to zing Dick in the heart every couple [...]

L.A./New York socialite, Casey Johnson, recently engaged to reality TV and Internet phenom, Tila Tequila, was found dead in her Los Angeles home this morning. No cause of death was reported.
Shaken by the news of her fiance’s death, Tila Tequilla tweeted:
Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for [...]

Darren Aronofsky has a soft spot in his heart for victims of bad plastic surgery. He helped resurrect freakface Mickey Rourke’s career by casting him in The Wrestler, and now he has plucked Barbara Hershey from the realm of the forgotten and dropped the Jocelyn Wildenstein wannabe into the mix for his forthcoming ballet-centered [...]
