Posts Tagged ‘Gwyneth Paltrow’

Heidi Montag showed visible signs of pleasure as she filed separation papers against her husband Spencer Pratt. Hey, wouldn’t we all? (Starpulse)
Apparently there’s a backlash against Christina Aguilera, presumably from people who wish she was still doing that Mickey Mouse Club thing. (PopEater)
It’s Kristen Stewart versus Gwyneth Paltrow in the Battle of the Ponytails. Two [...]

Justin Bieber announces that he likes older women. Betty White seen booking an emergency hair appointment. (Starpulse)
Stephen Baldwin is turning to Internet donations to keep him afloat. Don’t all rush at once, now… (PopEater)
Celebrity lookalikes, from the eerily similar to the utterly deluded. (Wonderwall)
Lindsay Lohan most likely won’t be going to jail, probably for fear [...]

Jon Gosselin may be deliberately trying to make the public hate him. Which is a little like a dolphin trying to stay wet. (PopEater)
Robert Pattinson may be playing Kurt Cobain in an upcoming movie. Cobain’s ghost wonders if it’s possible to kill himself again. (Wonderwall)
Gwyneth Paltrow says she had no maternal feelings for her baby [...]

Gwyneth Paltrow finally admits what everyone has suspected all along: That she’s a seething cauldron of malice who would probably rip your arm off and beat you to death with it, if it didn’t disgust her so to be anywhere near commoners. (Huffington Post)
Does this little Taiwanese boy sing Whitney Houston better than she does? [...]

A new poll indicates that Great Britain is fast becoming a shithole. According to International Living magazine, which has been ranking various countries’ livability via its Quality of Life Index for 30 years, the UK is now just the 25th-best place to live in the world, trailing hideous nightmare nations like Hungary, Uruguay and the [...]

Gwyneth Paltrow is putting her quest to become the next Martha Stewart on hold long enough to portray the wife of post-op transsexual Nicole Kidman in Tomas Alfredson’s The Danish Girl.
Yes, Nicole Kidman as a tranny (typecasting if I ever saw it) and Gwyneth Paltrow as his/her wife. Charlize Theron was originally going to [...]
