Posts Tagged ‘George Bush’
Alexander Haig is worm food. Dude had a long, distinguished career in military and public service but what is he known for? “I’m in control here.” That’s what your life boils down to after decades of accomplishment: that one time you went on TV after the president got shot and said the wrong thing and [...]
Iranian supreme leader Ayatollah Ofrocknrolla has reiterated President Mahmood Ahmadinejad’s promise to unleash some kind of badness on the Western powers on February 11th, the anniversary of the Islamic revolution. “The Iranian nation, with its unity and God’s grace, will punch the arrogance [of the West powers] on the 22nd of Bahman [February 11] [...]
For those unfamiliar with military jargon, a corpsman is a medic…and the word is never pronounced “corpseman” unless you’re Barack Obama and they neglected to spell it phonetically for you on your teleprompter. This is the kind of thing that would’ve gotten George Bush hammered, but of course, he is white, so it’s safe to [...]