Posts Tagged ‘barack obama’
Kristen Stewart has been caught wearing hair extensions, and not for a movie role. Will we ever be able to believe in anything, ever again? (Hollywood Life)
Barack Obama honors Paul McCartney for his many accomplishments, such as managing to tolerate Heather Mills as long as he did. (PopEater)
Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani throw their son [...]
The euro zone countries have pushed through a huge debt aid package to help loser countries like Greece before they slip completely into anarchy. I’m not even going to pretend to understand most of this…the only part I really have a grasp of is, the Germans didn’t want to sign off, then Barack Obama [...]
Joe Biden may have been drunk during the health care bill signing ceremony, or maybe it’s just senility setting in. Whatever the case, Joe forgot himself during his introduction of Barack Obama, and turned to Obama to say, “This is a big fucking deal”…with an open mic a couple feet away. Cue the assholes pretending [...]
The Texas Board of Education has decreed that the contributions of Thomas Jefferson shall no longer be included in their state’s social studies curriculum. It has also stricken all references to the United States as a “democracy” and says the nation shall henceforth be referred to as a “constitutional republic.” And, say the enlightened individuals [...]
For those unfamiliar with military jargon, a corpsman is a medic…and the word is never pronounced “corpseman” unless you’re Barack Obama and they neglected to spell it phonetically for you on your teleprompter. This is the kind of thing that would’ve gotten George Bush hammered, but of course, he is white, so it’s safe to [...]
The right has a new hero, and his name is Scott Brown. He’s a hero because he vanquished Martha Coakley to win Ted Kennedy’s old Senate seat in Massachusetts, and because he willingly sucks up to the teabaggers by saying he will shoot down health care reform. But mostly he’s a hero because he appears [...]
Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi was left bloodied after being attacked by a lunatic at a political rally in Milan. The assailant, Massimo Tartaglia, is said to be a man with no criminal record or known political affiliations, leaving his motives open to speculation. Reports say Tartaglia hit Berlusconi point blank with a metallic replica [...]
Oh, the perils and pitfalls of planning a magazine months in advance.
Behold the new cover of the January 2010 Golf Digest, which depicts links legend Tiger Woods—who’s currently in the news because of his apparently unquenchable thirst for sleeping around on his hot Swedish model wife—hovering saucily over President Barack Obama in an obviously Photoshopped [...]