Posts Tagged ‘barack obama’
For those unfamiliar with military jargon, a corpsman is a medic…and the word is never pronounced “corpseman” unless you’re Barack Obama and they neglected to spell it phonetically for you on your teleprompter. This is the kind of thing that would’ve gotten George Bush hammered, but of course, he is white, so it’s safe to [...]
The right has a new hero, and his name is Scott Brown. He’s a hero because he vanquished Martha Coakley to win Ted Kennedy’s old Senate seat in Massachusetts, and because he willingly sucks up to the teabaggers by saying he will shoot down health care reform. But mostly he’s a hero because he appears [...]
Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi was left bloodied after being attacked by a lunatic at a political rally in Milan. The assailant, Massimo Tartaglia, is said to be a man with no criminal record or known political affiliations, leaving his motives open to speculation. Reports say Tartaglia hit Berlusconi point blank with a metallic replica [...]
Oh, the perils and pitfalls of planning a magazine months in advance.
Behold the new cover of the January 2010 Golf Digest, which depicts links legend Tiger Woods—who’s currently in the news because of his apparently unquenchable thirst for sleeping around on his hot Swedish model wife—hovering saucily over President Barack Obama in an obviously Photoshopped [...]