Posts Tagged ‘Barack’

Kristen Stewart has been caught wearing hair extensions, and not for a movie role. Will we ever be able to believe in anything, ever again? (Hollywood Life)
Barack Obama honors Paul McCartney for his many accomplishments, such as managing to tolerate Heather Mills as long as he did. (PopEater)
Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani throw their son [...]
Joe Biden may have been drunk during the health care bill signing ceremony, or maybe it’s just senility setting in. Whatever the case, Joe forgot himself during his introduction of Barack Obama, and turned to Obama to say, “This is a big fucking deal”…with an open mic a couple feet away. Cue the assholes pretending [...]
For those unfamiliar with military jargon, a corpsman is a medic…and the word is never pronounced “corpseman” unless you’re Barack Obama and they neglected to spell it phonetically for you on your teleprompter. This is the kind of thing that would’ve gotten George Bush hammered, but of course, he is white, so it’s safe to [...]
