Posts Tagged ‘anything’
Sarah Palin finally found something she does almost well – stand-up comedy. Maybe if she got some better joke writers than Jay Leno’s, she could actually pursue this. I think we should all encourage Sarah on this potential new career path. Anything that distracts her from her dream of making America into a gay-free Fascist [...]
Been awhile since we heard anything from Naomi Campbell, the model with the rage issues, who was once sentenced to community service time for assaulting a maid with a phone. One would’ve hoped that Naomi had put all those anger management problems behind her and become a calm, productive, non-help-abusing member of society – no [...]
At first I thought, “Wow, I wish I could do that,” and then I realized, shit, if I could do that, I’d never get anything done. So I guess I’m sort of glad I can’t do that. But, lucky walrus.
As if we didn’t have enough to worry about with the economy and the 2012 thing and Sarah Palin and her minions preparing a military coup, now the Norwegians have added more shit to our oatmeal by discovering a mutant strain of swine flu in two people who died. Okay Norwegians, here’s how it is: [...]
Cats in Beverly Hills no longer have to worry about being declawed, as the city has voted to ban the practice. I’ve had a cat or two in my time and have never had one of them declawed. I would rather let my sofa sustain a little damage than think of poor little kitty getting [...]
Gwyneth Paltrow is putting her quest to become the next Martha Stewart on hold long enough to portray the wife of post-op transsexual Nicole Kidman in Tomas Alfredson’s The Danish Girl.
Yes, Nicole Kidman as a tranny (typecasting if I ever saw it) and Gwyneth Paltrow as his/her wife. Charlize Theron was originally going to [...]