Posts Tagged ‘anything’

Miley Cyrus hasn’t seen the last of Liam Hemsworth—that is, if Liam has anything to say about it.
Though Hemsworth and Cyrus—who co-starred in the recent movie The Last Song—confirmed their break-up just a little over a week ago, a pal of Liam’s tells Hollywood Life that the Australian heartthrob is already hoping for a reconciliation:
“Liam [...]

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010 at 00:00 | 0 comments
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Levi Johnston has been through many an up and down in his dealings with the Republican National Party, Playgirl Magazine (no relation) and the Palin family, but what does he regret? The CBS Early Show interviewed the young lad this morning, who told them:
I don’t really regret anything, but the only thing I wish I [...]

Saturday, August 28th, 2010 at 00:00 | 0 comments
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Peggy West, county board supervisor from Milwaukee, has permanently and irrevocably forfeited her right to say anything about immigration or any other issue.  She must spend the rest of her life standing in the corner keeping her fat flapping cow-mouth shut.  And no, she doesn’t get to take some remedial geography course and pass an [...]

Saturday, June 26th, 2010 at 00:00 | 0 comments

Helen Thomas has elected to retire rather than face up to any more of the shit being hurled her way over the remarks she recently made about how the Jews should “get the hell out of Palestine” and “return” to Germany and Poland. Of course Helen, at 89, didn’t have that many more productive [...]

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010 at 00:00 | 0 comments

Kristen Stewart has been caught wearing hair extensions, and not for a movie role. Will we ever be able to believe in anything, ever again? (Hollywood Life)
Barack Obama honors Paul McCartney for his many accomplishments, such as managing to tolerate Heather Mills as long as he did. (PopEater)
Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani throw their son [...]

Friday, June 4th, 2010 at 00:00 | 0 comments
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You mean Lindsay Lohan’s good name might not be worth $100 million? Excuse us while we pace around the room with our hands on our hips and wonder if anything means anything anymore. (PopEater)
Mel Gibson’s alleged porn mistress is blabbing to the media. *Sigh*; you just can’t find loyal alleged porn mistresses anymore. (Wonderwall)
Claudia Schiffer’s [...]

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010 at 00:00 | 0 comments
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James Lovelock, the scientist noted as the originator of Gaia Theory, says human beings will probably die off before they get their act together and do anything about climate change. “I don’t think we’re yet evolved to the point where we’re clever enough to handle as complex a situation as climate change,” Lovelock [...]

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010 at 00:00 | 0 comments

Justin Bieber says he wouldn’t collaborate with Mariah Carey because she’s just not what she used to be. Nick Cannon is dispatched on an emergency Kleenex and Haagen Dazs run. (Hollywood Life)
Sharon Osbourne wants to see Jesse James castrated. Not because of the affair or anything, that’s just her general philosophy on men. (Starpulse)
Audrina Patridge’s [...]

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010 at 00:00 | 0 comments
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Somebody had to rush to Gabby Sidibe’s defense after all those awful things Howard Stern said about her – and Jessica Simpson has risen to the occasion.  “I’m actually surprised somebody had the cojones to say that,” Simpson told E!’s Marc Malkin. “I just think that’s really disrespectful.”  Jessica Simpson knows the word “cojones?”  [...]

Saturday, March 13th, 2010 at 01:00 | 0 comments

Sarah Palin finally found something she does almost well – stand-up comedy.  Maybe if she got some better joke writers than Jay Leno’s, she could actually pursue this.  I think we should all encourage Sarah on this potential new career path.  Anything that distracts her from her dream of making America into a gay-free Fascist [...]

Thursday, March 4th, 2010 at 01:00 | 0 comments