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Been awhile since we heard anything from Naomi Campbell, the model with the rage issues, who was once sentenced to community service time for assaulting a maid with a phone.  One would’ve hoped that Naomi had put all those anger management problems behind her and become a calm, productive, non-help-abusing member of society – no such luck though.  Today, Naomi lost her shit while riding in her car and reportedly cracked her driver over the head with…yup…a cell phone.  This time though, Naomi realized how much trouble she would be in if hit with another assault allegation, so when the chauffeur pulled over to call 911, she ran for it.  Now cops are looking for her.  Her rep just sent out the standard dispatch about there being “more to the situation than meets the eye.”  Yes, I’m sure once we hear Naomi’s side, we’ll realize the driver deserved to be smashed in the skull with a plastic object.  Stupid bitch.