Archive for the ‘Crabbie's Hollywood’ Category
Somebody had to rush to Gabby Sidibe’s defense after all those awful things Howard Stern said about her – and Jessica Simpson has risen to the occasion. “I’m actually surprised somebody had the cojones to say that,” Simpson told E!’s Marc Malkin. “I just think that’s really disrespectful.” Jessica Simpson knows the word “cojones?” [...]
K-Stew makes out with that little freak Dakota Fanning in their movie about the ’70s girl-rock band The Runaways – but child-touching rules prevented Stew from going any farther. “She was 15, and I wasn’t allowed to grope her,” Stew told Access Hollywood. “I’m actually not kidding, there are major restrictions that I [...]
Forehead Tittaes w/ Marion Cotillard from Marion Cotillard
Amazing…Marion Cotillard does have a sense of humor. Or maybe she’s just such a great actor, she can make it seem she has a sense of humor, even though she doesn’t. She is still fucking batshit.
Last night’s Oscars is being universally panned as a boring affair plagued with lame humor, predictable winners, paint-by-numbers production and an overall atmosphere of same-old-same-old. I would have to concur with this assessment. The entire experience of the Oscars was only made bearable by the hilarious folks who joined me for my live blog – [...]
The Oscars are tomorrow night…but you already knew that, because you’re not living in a cave with a bunch of Truthers. Suspense is running low for this year’s ceremony when it comes to the acting categories – except maybe best actress, where there have been tiny rumblings of an upset. So far, Sandy Bullock has [...]
Some French cruise liner got hit by a rogue wave the other day – probably God punishing the French for refusing to bathe – and now there’s video of all the old fuckers on-board running around panicking and thinking they’re headed for the bottom like their relatives on the Lusitania. Fun.
Sarah Palin finally found something she does almost well – stand-up comedy. Maybe if she got some better joke writers than Jay Leno’s, she could actually pursue this. I think we should all encourage Sarah on this potential new career path. Anything that distracts her from her dream of making America into a gay-free Fascist [...]
Been awhile since we heard anything from Naomi Campbell, the model with the rage issues, who was once sentenced to community service time for assaulting a maid with a phone. One would’ve hoped that Naomi had put all those anger management problems behind her and become a calm, productive, non-help-abusing member of society – no [...]
I don’t pretend to have a direct link with the minds of the founding fathers, but I’m pretty sure that when they put all those checks and balances into the Constitution, their aim wasn’t to let single assholes like Jim Bunning hold up the entire legislative process. And yet that is exactly what’s happening right [...]