Gossip Tempo

So Jerry Lewis thinks he has the solution to misbehaving starlets like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. Spankings. From him. And when that’s over, he’d make them put on little pink wigs and sit in the corner sucking their thumbs with their underwear down around their ankles and their knees pressed together. [...]

Cammie King Conlon, the actress who played Bonnie Blue Butler in Gone With the Wind, has died at the age of 76. Cammie played Bonnie when she was 4 years old, then a few years later had a voice role in Bambi…and that was it for her movie career. She ended up making [...]

A nut named James Jay Lee has walked into the Discovery Channel building in Silver Spring, Maryland armed with a gun and possibly a bomb and taken a bunch of hostages. In the hours since this drama began, the media have unearthed a bunch of stuff on Lee, including at least one picture of [...]

Samantha Ronson’s bulldog Cadillac – hipster cred! – attacked and killed a neighbor’s two-year-old Maltese, and now Sam is the subject of a criminal probe. Should Sam be found guilty of wrongdoing, she could lose the right to own a dog in L.A. county, and Cadillac could be euthanized. Sam has already taken [...]

The Emmys Live Blog kicks off Sunday at 7 ET. Here are the nominees. Be there or don’t.

This is how Diane Keaton dresses to go to the beach. Well, okay – I’m assuming she dressed this way with the intention of going to the beach. It’s possible she actually dressed this way to go to a biker rally and the fumes overtook her and, in her confusion, she wandered to [...]

Amy Winehouse rubbed her ass against a blue wall. Think she was drunk? I heard a rumor that Amy actually fills her fake boobs with liquor, and when she wants a drink, there are these little bendy straws that pop out of the nipples. Okay I admit, I made that up. [...]

What does Vladimir Putin think he proves by stunts like the one today where he shot a crossbow at a whale from a rubber dinghy? This guy must have a really small penis. Or maybe he thinks an American TV network will notice his antics and give him his own Survivorman-type show. [...]

I don’t know exactly what we all thought of Taylor Lautner before – maybe we guessed he was some lovable aw-shucks type? – but whatever that image was, it has not been made better by the news about his bitch-like freak-out over a $300,000 trailer he ordered for use on a movie shoot. According [...]

You know what I don’t need to see when I turn on the television? 10-year-old girls masturbating to The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Thanks a lot Matt Weiner: you’ve put me off David McCallum forever. Just for this, I’m rooting for Dexter or Breaking Bad to win the Emmy this weekend (live blog [...]